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What is a Fusco Fiasco?
In short, a Fusco Fiasco is an explanation for everything sarcastically experienced at any given moment.
Life is a messy combination of innumerable qualities, including beauty, unpredictability, hilarity, entertainment, seriousness, sadness, happiness, anger, pain, envy, love. A Fusco Fiasco is the recognition of all of those qualities and all that life offers, wrapped up into a mindset rooted in darkness, hope, melancholy, snarkiness, and pointedness. It is the collision of ideas and emotions and confidence all supported by an overwhelming hunch that all of this is for nothing.
But at the heart of it is one simple rule: be kind, especially to yourself.
Billions, perhaps trillions, of generations brought us to this exact moment.
Has it always been a Fiasco?
Probably. But historical records can trace the Fusco Fiasco to a dinner roast held in Los Angeles in the 1980s for a retired Fusco.
The combination of Fusco + Fiasco makes sense for those of us who are direct descendants of that Fusco.
So what is next?
That is one of the world’s biggest mysteries.
We keep you guessing. With no rhyme or reason, we live by the thoughts that form in our heads. We guess we keep ourselves guessing, too. Which we guess is pretty cool.
Fiascos and Fuscos happen. you do the math.
A Fiasco is A thing that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way
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